Truman just told me that God can eat 100 waffles without throwing up.
We had this conversation because I’d eaten two waffles and he was checking into how many I could possibly eat. He asked if I could eat eight waffles and I told him that if I ate eight waffles, I’d probably throw up. That’s when I was informed that God has no such limits.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Matt // Apr 17, 2005 at 8:53 pm
Did Truman say whether God liked round or square waffles?
2 Bren // Apr 17, 2005 at 9:04 pm
Didn’t mention it…I’ll ask and report back. My guess is that Truman will look at me like I’m a foolio for asking, then tell me that God has no preference.
3 Lu // Apr 19, 2005 at 3:11 pm
I think God likes round waffles, since the circle is the symbol for infiniti. I am more currious to know if he like them with fruit or just syrup, or my favorite, chunky peanut butter and syrup. Bren, you’ll confirm this for me wont you?
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